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Ed Sheeran and Robert Parker in Shape of You remix
Jordan Winery in Sonoma has created another of its popular wine-themed parody videos, this time featuring the Ed Sheeran hit Shape of You.
Created by Jordan Vineyard and Winery in Alexander Valley, the video if one of many that has seen the producer create wine-themed videos to Sia’s Cheap Thrills, Psy’s Gangnam Style and Louis Fonsi’s Despacito Embotellado.
It is the first time that the winery has made a parody video using only animation, releasing their latest creation to mark the start of California Wine Month.
Founded in 1972, Jordan Vineyard & Winery is managed by second-generation vintner John Jordan.
“Making parody songs has become a new hobby of mine, and lyric videos have become popular in recent years, as more people watch videos without sound on smartphones,” said the winery.
SHAPE OF CAB LYRICS
Napa isn’t the best place for wines of balance
Sonoma is where I go
Me and my girl at home sipping reds
Tasting wine and loving life slow
Open our cellar and share a Cabernet with just me
And trust me; give this a chance now
Pull the cork, stop, pull a decanter from the box
And then you start to pour, and now I’m swirling like
Girl, you know I want that cab
That wine was handmade for somebody like me
Uncork it now, follow my lead
High alcohol wine ain’t for me
Say, wine critics talk too much
Grab a glass and share that bottle with me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth
Soft like velvet and goes with food
Full of dark fruits—black, red, blue
I’m in love with cab’s body
And last night we were at the table
And now my dining room smells like cab
Aged with French oak barrels, old and new
I’m in love with cab’s body
Un-cork-un-cork-un-cork-un-cork
I’m in love with cab’s body
De-cant-de-cant-de-cant-de-cant
I’m in love with cab’s body
Pour-it-pour-it-pour-it-pour-it
I’m in love with cab’s body
Choosing fruit and acid over power too
I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth
Thirty minutes in, the bouquet begins
We’re going out on a dinner date
You and me are splurging, so go for red meat
Fill up your glass and I order two filets
We talk for hours and hours about the change in Parker’s power
And how Enthusiast is saving the day
Leave and get in an Uber, it smells like Gruner
Ask the driver, what wine makes your day and he’s singing like
Man, you know I love smooth cab
That wine was handmade for somebody like me
Uncork it now, follow my lead
High alcohol wine ain’t for me
Say, wine critics talk too much
Grab a glass and share that bottle with me
Uncork it now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth
Soft like velvet and goes with food
Full of dark fruits—black, red, blue
I’m in love with cab’s body
And last night we were at the table
And now my dining room smells like cab
Aged only with French oak barrels, old and new
I’m in love with cab’s body
Un-cork-un-cork-un-cork-un-cork
I’m in love with cab’s body
De-cant-de-cant-de-cant-de-cant
I’m in love with cab’s body
Pour-it-pour-it-pour-it-pour-it
I’m in love with cab’s body
Choosing fruit and acid over power too
I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth