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Ed Sheeran and Robert Parker in Shape of You remix

Jordan Winery in Sonoma has created another of its popular wine-themed parody videos, this time featuring the Ed Sheeran hit Shape of You. 

Created by Jordan Vineyard and Winery in Alexander Valley, the video if one of many that has seen the producer create wine-themed videos to Sia’s Cheap Thrills, Psy’s Gangnam Style and Louis Fonsi’s Despacito Embotellado.

It is the first time that the winery has made a parody video using only animation, releasing their latest creation to mark the start of California Wine Month.

Founded in 1972, Jordan Vineyard & Winery is managed by second-generation vintner John Jordan.

“Making parody songs has become a new hobby of mine, and lyric videos have become popular in recent years, as more people watch videos without sound on smartphones,”  said the winery.

SHAPE OF CAB LYRICS

Napa isn’t the best place for wines of balance

Sonoma is where I go

Me and my girl at home sipping reds

Tasting wine and loving life slow

 

Open our cellar and share a Cabernet with just me

And trust me; give this a chance now

Pull the cork, stop, pull a decanter from the box

And then you start to pour, and now I’m swirling like

 

Girl, you know I want that cab

That wine was handmade for somebody like me

Uncork it now, follow my lead

High alcohol wine ain’t for me

 

Say, wine critics talk too much

Grab a glass and share that bottle with me

Come on now, follow my lead

Come, come on now, follow my lead

 

I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth

Soft like velvet and goes with food

Full of dark fruits—black, red, blue

I’m in love with cab’s body

 

And last night we were at the table

And now my dining room smells like cab

Aged with French oak barrels, old and new

I’m in love with cab’s body

Un-cork-un-cork-un-cork-un-cork

I’m in love with cab’s body

De-cant-de-cant-de-cant-de-cant

I’m in love with cab’s body

Pour-it-pour-it-pour-it-pour-it

I’m in love with cab’s body

Choosing fruit and acid over power too

I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth

 

Thirty minutes in, the bouquet begins

We’re going out on a dinner date

You and me are splurging, so go for red meat

Fill up your glass and I order two filets

We talk for hours and hours about the change in Parker’s power

And how Enthusiast is saving the day

Leave and get in an Uber, it smells like Gruner

Ask the driver, what wine makes your day and he’s singing like

 

Man, you know I love smooth cab

That wine was handmade for somebody like me

Uncork it now, follow my lead

High alcohol wine ain’t for me

 

Say, wine critics talk too much

Grab a glass and share that bottle with me

Uncork it now, follow my lead

Come, come on now, follow my lead

 

I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth

Soft like velvet and goes with food

Full of dark fruits—black, red, blue

I’m in love with cab’s body

 

And last night we were at the table

And now my dining room smells like cab

Aged only with French oak barrels, old and new

I’m in love with cab’s body

Un-cork-un-cork-un-cork-un-cork

I’m in love with cab’s body

De-cant-de-cant-de-cant-de-cant

I’m in love with cab’s body

Pour-it-pour-it-pour-it-pour-it

I’m in love with cab’s body

Choosing fruit and acid over power too

I’m in love with a cab that’s smooth

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